Rolling With Rufus

Everything Has Gone To The Dogs

Ten important things to remember during these trying times:

 1.) Yahtz and dogs and stuff

 2.) Mini games

 3.)  2,300 sounds, mostly jokes*

 4.) Aliens

 5.) Profound Truths from Poodha

 6.) Uses RLD™️ ("Realtime Llama Droppings™️"),  an algorithmic sub-system written in assembly language for speed

7.) Blaffleson, the legendary cat comedian

8.) Two full dog humor books that aren't selling so hot on Amazon

 9.) This game was created as a hobby.  The developer's first game was "Yahtz"  on a new-smelling Commodore 64. Here it is written in Unreal Engine, which doesn't smell as good.

10.)  Guaranteed non-stop fun, excitement and thrills**

*Nobody said "funny" jokes

**Guarantee void 

Requirements: Should run fine on mom's computer, but ask her permission first.  If she says "no",  borrow a laptop with an NVIDIA GeForce MX130 or better.

Thank you. Nice to see you. You look good. Alrighty then.